When I take up a person, Mr. Lyndon, he, or she, is safe. There is no question about them anymore. My friends are the best people. I don’t mean they’re the most virtuous, or, indeed, the least virtuous, or the cleverest, or the stupidest, richest or best born. But, the best. In a word, peopleContinue reading “Demagogy, of the Very Best Sort”
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Hazard? What Moral Hazard?
Let’s twist again, like we did last summerLet’s twist again, like we did last year–Chubby Checker, Let’s Twist AgainIn understanding the madness of our entanglement in Iraq I find it helps to reject out of hand everything the administration says and ignore the distorted center of polite opinion maintained by the corporate press, while continuallyContinue reading “Hazard? What Moral Hazard?”
Shooting the Blue State Bar Bull
“No, I didn’t see the speech. What did he say?” “It was exhilarating. I’m still tingling.” “What did he say?” “He was in rare form. Dignity. Poise. Handsome.”“Nonsense. He looks like Stan Laurel’s mulatto love child. What did he say?”“His inflection, his tempo. Just perfect.”“What did he say?” “His is a rare eloquence. He struckContinue reading “Shooting the Blue State Bar Bull”
Monday Sermonette
petit frère Cats can’t smile. This is their fundamental incapacity in relating to humanity.Home just before dawn and our youngest cat greets me in the driveway. He’s about six months old, a handsome Russian blue mix. It’s dry and not too cold outside; on such nights I typically leave the sliding door out back openContinue reading “Monday Sermonette”
Seminal Found Sounds
Brian Eno and David Byrne, Help me Somebody, from My Life in the Bush of Ghosts, 1981This record was so ahead of its time in, among other things, its rhythmic-instrumental manipulation of “found” sounds and voice samples (in particular its mesmerizing use of charismatic evangelical sermons, such as here–listening to the record again I’m struckContinue reading “Seminal Found Sounds”
Throw Granny Under the Bus, Hug the Store-Front Preacher, Affect Magnanimity
One of the early responders to the Obama speech praised it by saying that the senator appeals to the “winners and losers” of the American experience. This is a common case of a mainstream figure tripping over the fatal flaw in the American Left’s narrative, hitting his head and taking the ensuing flash of whiteContinue reading “Throw Granny Under the Bus, Hug the Store-Front Preacher, Affect Magnanimity”
Red State Bar Banter
“Are you kidding me? John McCain is a lunatic. ‘More wars.’ Where, John? Who do you have in mind? Anyone in particular? Or is it just the war part that’s important? And this ‘hundred years’ in Iraq business. ‘Cause Iraq is just like Japan or Korea, which it of course isn’t, but it only getsContinue reading “Red State Bar Banter”
Newswire
Washington (UNS) — A popular conservative website today released what it claims are passages edited out of the first draft submission of Barack Obama’s best-selling memoir, Dreams From My Father. Outraged Obama supporters contend the story is a fraud seeking to arouse racist sentiment.“These are forgeries in the mold of the Protocols of the EldersContinue reading “Newswire”
"Gonna buy five copies for my mother…"
My article for the Feb. 25 issue of The American Conservative is online.
ephemera
Ephemera, n.1. A fever of one day’s continuance only.[1913 Webster] Self Loathing and Salvation at the Seventies’ End, on Acid I am transfixed by the excessive make-up on the homely girl sitting next to me. Color has taken on a familiar and peculiar quality; things are sharpened and outlined with a current of acidic lightContinue reading “ephemera”
