October 31, 2021, Stamford CT (UNS) In an incident experts are calling unprecedented, a veteran daytime talk-show host died today when his soul fled his body.“At approximately 12:59 this afternoon Maury Povich died of multiple complications resulting from the catastrophic, sudden detachment of his soul from his physical body,” a spokesperson at Stamford General HospitalContinue reading “From the Untethered Newswire”
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Birth Fangs of Democracy
Too bad for Hillary Clinton, so proud to stand on “the soil of a free Tripoli”, so humbly furtive in arriving there, as our declining prestige (born largely of just the sort of intervention she was celebrating) warrants yet another secret Mideast visit from the Secretary of State (shuttle diplomacy has given way to touchContinue reading “Birth Fangs of Democracy”
The hush was almost deafening
From the Apotheosis: The statue, representing a “Stone of Hope,” sits forward from a “Mountain of Despair.” In reality it’s made to appear as if MLK has split the mountain in two and is morphing out of the granite like some great, sullen chthonic deity. After complete societal collapse the site will be suitable forContinue reading “The hush was almost deafening”
Joseph is so money…
Jon Favreau on Robert Downey’s resurrection: “Not since Joseph in the Bible went from prison to prophecy has someone elevated themselves from so low.”
Minimum Wage the Hard Way
Cashier Fights off Attackers.* But what’s that annoying white woman on about? *Translated from the Drudgespeak: “Cashier Savagely Attacks Customers at MCDONALD’S…”
Gulls on Parade
Is it me or is the Left adopting a National Socialist aesthetic? Here’s the president’s iEnemies site (note the link may re-direct to Obama’s main campaign site): Report lese majesty here. Or else. Bringing to mind the SPLC’s longtime paranoid theme for its Hatewatch. An interrogating eye emerging from pixellated obscurity immobilizes the viewer withContinue reading “Gulls on Parade”
The Roost is on the Left
Making themselves to home. The latest alienated, homicidal incompetent to personalize the sort of racial pandering the president is presently cranking to eleven for the 2012 campaign was shot and killed by police today. And we’re off: “He used to do so much for the community. Something must have happened to make him flip outContinue reading “The Roost is on the Left”
A Belated Introduction to Your President
New and improved, 10/4Updates below The hits just keep coming for the Wonder Brother. I discount the president’s more explicit race-baiting; he’s never more full of shit than when he’s adopting that phony gospel intonation for such as the naive souls at Trinity United. Sinister as it is, the president’s fervor is depressingly dull. HeContinue reading “A Belated Introduction to Your President”
Vying Slave
Missing puppy. Answers to Sarah. See dog-tag to identify owner.
The Wages of Glib
The Amanda Knox trial has been decried as a “witch hunt”, largely because of its show-boating, race-baiting prosecutor and his blatant nifongery.* At least he had a genuinely reprehensible crime to prosecute. Another less lurid witch hunt may have lost its prey as well today, as David Starkey was cleared by British regulators of chargesContinue reading “The Wages of Glib”
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