INTERIOR, AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, TWILIGHT An anonymous PRISONER is seated on a plain wooden chair facing the VP’s desk. He is haggard, gaunt, filthy. A dark puddle of something is at his feet. His wrists are chained to his ankles with unnecessarily heavy chains. He is leaning forward, listing to the side, as if heContinue reading “The Bland Inquisitor”
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Hollywood Acts
November 4, 2007 Hollywood CA (UNS) — At a news conference today a group of activist filmmakers unveiled a plan to use cutting-edge technology to eventually rid all Hollywood films of nooses, a symbol of lynching in the Jim Crow South. “The campaign of intimidation sweeping the nation involving the use of nooses, a symbolContinue reading “Hollywood Acts”
In the Bunker with Barney, Laura, and Me
I will not withdraw even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me.George W. Bush The following diary fragments were found by rebel forces of the breakaway American states near the ruins of President George W. Bush’s secret bunker at the close of the Second Civil War in May of 2008. The authorContinue reading “In the Bunker with Barney, Laura, and Me”
Live Blogging the Apocalypse
The following blog entries were discovered after the arrest and detention of an obscure blogger of uncertain means who was responsible for a bizarre episode of violence triggered by a stress induced onset of hallucinatory mental illness. It seems the aforementioned blogger grew increasingly agitated and fearful as the May 1, 2006 boycott in supportContinue reading “Live Blogging the Apocalypse”
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