October 31, 2021, Stamford CT (UNS) In an incident experts are calling unprecedented, a veteran daytime talk-show host died today when his soul fled his body.“At approximately 12:59 this afternoon Maury Povich died of multiple complications resulting from the catastrophic, sudden detachment of his soul from his physical body,” a spokesperson at Stamford General HospitalContinue reading “From the Untethered Newswire”
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It’s our secret! Never teach the Wu Tang!
An Untethered News Services (UNS) exclusive: The following video was reportedly smuggled out of a meeting of the highly secretive group known as “Journolist.” According to the former member who provided it to UNS on condition of anonymity, it shows a “far too common” ritual used for purposes of initiation and punishment. Untethered cannot vouchContinue reading “It’s our secret! Never teach the Wu Tang!”
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Washington (UNS) — A popular conservative website today released what it claims are passages edited out of the first draft submission of Barack Obama’s best-selling memoir, Dreams From My Father. Outraged Obama supporters contend the story is a fraud seeking to arouse racist sentiment.“These are forgeries in the mold of the Protocols of the EldersContinue reading “Newswire”
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October 31, 2007 New York, NY (UNS) — The Congressional Black Caucus introduced a non-binding resolution today to censure the government of Iraq for its use of a noose, a symbol of lynching in the Jim Crow South, to execute Saddam Hussein. “Regardless of the fact that this unfortunate act passed into history months ago,Continue reading “Newswire”
Racial Incident in Seattle
OCT 27, 2007POINT DEFERENCE, WA (UNS*) — Civil rights leaders in this Seattle suburb are up in arms over what they say is the latest incident in a nation-wide trend of hate crimes involving the public display of nooses, a symbol of lynching in the Jim Crow south. A noose was discovered hanging from aContinue reading “Racial Incident in Seattle”
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