“I’ve been in suspended animation for decades and I’m ready to get back to doing evil. First order of business, let’s gain control of the newspapers and television so we can take over America.”

“Done long ago sir. And wait til you hear about this social media thing–you’re going to love cancel culture.”

“Well then, let’s use these media weapons to contrive a plot involving Russians, computers and spies, so we can take over America.”

“We tried that. Blew up in our faces.”

“I’ve got it. We’ll create a global pandemic, crush the economy, loot the Treasury and take over America.”

“We’re already on it. Initially looked promising but he virus we released didn’t quite have the legs.”

“Oh hell, let’s just do what we always do, gin up some black rage, hold the nation hostage and take over America. Okay? Good.”

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