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Under Portland’s city government its commissioners aren’t elected by geographic district, so they aren’t beholden to one. Thus progressives like (now former) councilmember Chloe Eudaly and Jo Ann Hardesty, the police abolitionist who came into office with the intention of “ending white Portland”, are less hindered by the bipartisan and practical concerns of a givenContinue reading “Portland Dispatch March 8: Missus Hardesty’s Neighborhoods”

Portland antifa has sent out the call on social media for a night of decentralized actions around the city, and even their conditional ally Multnomah County District Attorney Mike Schmidt is promising to prosecute the expected property crimes. “Target the state” suggests they’ll go after the court buildings and police. The ICE facility at theContinue reading “Saturday Night Fever”

From a poster on Portland’s federal courthouse last July: 4-Step Plan for Revolution in the USA1 Vote Green Party in the November election to prevent a corporate candidate from being elected.2 Keep the country mostly shut down by way of strikes, boycotts and peaceful demonstrations.3 Establish consensus on a plan for the new system.4 PersuadeContinue reading “Plans”

The Dick Doc of TikTok Combining the obnoxious trend of dancing healthcare workers, black sexual immodesty, dick pics and media gullibility in one tawdry tale: He’s been featured on “Good Morning America” and other national news shows, dancing in his medical scrubs. He’s garnered millions of social media views for making people smile with his viralContinue reading “Portland Dispatch March 4: Black Thursday”

The Apple store in downtown Portland has partially reopened after eight months. Customers can now pick up items ordered online, after passing through a barrier of heavy steel fencing and concrete blocks. The store came under attack on the first night of rioting, May 29, or, as the Oregonian story linked above characterizes it, ” raucousContinue reading “Portland Dispatch March 2: The Evolution of Apple”

Saturday night’s alright for gunfighting Lots of brass, no bodies. PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — Officers responded to four shootings in different Portland on Sunday alone, authorities said. The shootings happened in the Hazelwood, Parkrose and Centennial neighborhoods. The first shooting was reported around 4 a.m. in the Hazelwood neighborhood near the 13600 block of EastContinue reading “Pozztown Police Blotter March 1”

Guns, knives, bear mace and more this week. Blood Red Rose (January 25) The Rose City Park neighborhood in Portland’s beleaguered east rose in the Aspiring Rapper Fantasy League rankings, standing now at 653 total offenses (see chart at bottom for qualifying incidents) PORTLAND, Ore. — There were multiple victims in a shooting in Northeast PortlandContinue reading “Pozztown Police Blotter February 26:”

In a recent Pozztown Police Blotter item here I linked to a news item about what appeared to be a demon infestation of a Catholic Church Officers were dispatched to a cathedral in the 1700 block of NW Davis Street just before 3:30 a.m. after receiving reports someone was breaking things and throwing objects throughContinue reading “Portland Dispatch February 24: antifa goes to church”

Portland District Attorney Mike Schmidt took office early in Portland’s summer of rioting. One of his first acts was to drop most charges against rioters. Schmidt was surrounded by four Black leaders from Portland who are part of his 15-person transition team, a rare display of public collaboration between community members and a Multnomah County districtContinue reading “Portland Dispatch: Bias”

“I’ve been in suspended animation for decades and I’m ready to get back to doing evil. First order of business, let’s gain control of the newspapers and television so we can take over America.” “Done long ago sir. And wait til you hear about this social media thing–you’re going to love cancel culture.” “Well then,Continue reading “storyboard”