“What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter?”“The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a thousand tenants.”“I like thy wit well, in good faith: the gallows does well; but how does it well? It does well to those that do ill: now, thou dost ill to say the gallowsContinue reading

West Coast Toast*

Well the universe is shaped exactly like the earthif you go straight long enough you end up where you were(…)and that’s how the world beganand that’s how the world will end–Modest Mouse, Third Planet Drove home, doused everything inthe house, torched it.Parked across the street laughing,watching it burn, all Halloweenorange and chimney red.Frank put onContinue reading “West Coast Toast*”

“Why are you destroying everything?”“What this? A little creative destruction, that’s all. It’s not really destruction, but creation. Destructive creation, if you will”“Oh. Has all the appearance of a man burning a whole lot of work. The warmth from the fire seems a paltry pay-out.”“Work? Work produces something; work has an effect. Energetic vanity doesContinue reading

Weapons of Crass Distraction

Lesser among the unfortunate results of the rise of the Fox News/talk-radio complex of Republican media emplacements (as I write Fox succeeds at terrifying me with its weekend war propaganda, Iran, The Ticking Bomb, though it’s the spectacle of power’s hand so carelessly, almost contemptuously, disguised, and not wily Persians, alarming me), is that itContinue reading “Weapons of Crass Distraction”

Alternative America Phrasebook

“Your Guide to the Idiom of Mass Delusion.” Political Terminologyspeaker: “We don’t have the votes.”definition: “We don’t want the votes.”alternatively: “Thank God we don’t have the votes.”sometimes, implied: “Careful, or we may find we have the votes.” Cultural TermsLiberal, n.One who suffers from the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happier than someone elseContinue reading “Alternative America Phrasebook”