Alternative America Phrasebook

“Your Guide to the Idiom of Mass Delusion.”

Political Terminology
speaker: “We don’t have the votes.”
definition: “We don’t want the votes.”
alternatively: “Thank God we don’t have the votes.”
sometimes, implied: “Careful, or we may find we have the votes.”

Cultural Terms

Liberal, n.
One who suffers from the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happier than someone else (alternatively, more capable than someone else; also more worthy than someone else)

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