L’affaire Sterling has moved fast, and speed kills. The metaphorical highway is littered with the overwrought and under-thought. But some of the hysterics have been downright hysterical.
Here’s the Times Picayune soothing our fears of racist contamination with the promise of decay and mortality:
After all, Sterling is a jerk whose time on earth and brains are noticeably dwindling before the nation’s eyes…
Good riddance to the “old man” and his generation is a theme, and Harry Siegel of the Daily News here makes sure the second part of the equation isn’t lost–we are the moral superiors of our fathers because racism and black people:
We can all take a moment and pat ourselves on the back for not being as horrible as this appalling old man.
Harry reminds me of some low level manager giving the weekly meeting. “Oh and hey, White America, give yourselves a hand for those quarterly numbers. Way to go guys!” Wait a minute. Not “as horrible”? So we are somewhat horrible? I’m not following.
Here the master, Adrian Wojnarowski, gives us a textbook example of adjectival overload arising from the need to emphasize our personal revulsion:
…despicable revelations tumbling out of the hateful heart of Donald Sterling…
And of course hangin’s too good for ‘im. Here’s Kenny Smith at 8:04 of this particularly painful broadcast of Inside the NBA (Ernie Johnson, the battered-looking white guy, even dons a bow tie for the supplications):
You think about this—remember when Ron Artest ran into the stands? And the reason they suspended him for a year is because the biggest ticket holders, the people who feel safest, pay the most expensive seats, and if you feel unsafe in the most expensive seats, around the league then why would you do it? So now, you have a culture of people uncomfortable, coming into your arena now, around the world, not just with the Clippers, because they feel uncomfortable, so you have to suspend him, more, than Ron Artest, a guy who ran into the stands and hit his fans, so, if you look at what that is, symbolically, I just think that you’re making the whole league uncomfortable and everyone who comes uncomfortable, to the entire NBA.