
Dennis’ desultory YouTube channel is suspended until April for like, you know, disinformationing on the Covid yo, and Dennis gets a strike.
Regarding YouTube’s “strikes”: doesn’t it feel like the pitches aren’t in the strike zone at all? The pitch is over everyone’s head, into the bleachers, and an umpire with clown-hair spins in the air 180 degrees to land hard and emphasize: “steeeee-riiiike, queen!” Argue with they/them, get the hand.
The American pastime.