Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one
Lizzie Warren has a scheme
To take your guns and mute your memes
After this is made a fact
It’s reparations for the blacks
Taking investigations out of the hands of state and local jurisdictions and shifting all hate crime referrals to the FBI.
Directing federal prosecutors to seek tougher penalties for individuals who commit hate crimes “regardless of their race, ethnicity, or supposed ideology.”
Expanding background checks for gun ownership and keeping firearms out of the hands of those already prone to violence.
2020 is gonna be lit, yo.