Narrative Inversion, or, Lying Through the Media’s Teeth

We’re told the migrant wave into Europe is a mass flight from a dangerous war zone. Of course, wrong-thinkers keep pointing out the migration appears to be overwhelmingly male. Young, healthy males at that. National Review is here to reassure us, using the selective sentimental anecdote method, that this isn’t a great “invasion” of Europe by “military age men” (neither, presumably, a giant poon-hunt by horny Arabs, the Great Sexile) but merely an advance guard of hardy colonists with women and children waiting at home until they establish themselves in public housing on the European citizen’s dime. Then they’ll avail themselves of Europe’s family reunification policies to bring them along once it’s safe:

“They tell us, ‘We do this dangerous trip on our own, we get asylum, and there is a law in the European Union that the family can come,’” says Christof Zellenberg, the chairman of the Europa Institute, who has been heavily involved in volunteer efforts in Vienna. You see few newcomers over 50, he adds, because “this is a grueling trip, and you need to be young and strong.” 

Many patriarchs are well aware of the risks of bringing their families with them. Zellenberg says the migrants he’s worked with have told him stories of violent criminal smugglers who rape women and threaten men with guns during the journey. 

How many degrees of remove (if any) are those “violent criminal smugglers” from those working with NGOs to facilitate the migration and who are described warmly in other reports?

 Powerline dubs these men “anchor daddies”. The National Review article seems to think this is supposed to reassure us that, even though there’s still no effective screening to weed out terrorists (much less the latent terrorists who’ll be radicalized in European mosques after learning it’s not all pussy and cars in Berlin after all), it’s okay because it’s just that Europe hasn’t actually considered the real numbers of soon to be welfare-dependent Muslim families crowding into Europe:

But a future influx of families could another problem, as Zellenberg notes. Europe is already struggling to deal with the financial burden caused by today’s newcomers, who are pouring across European borders at levels not seen since World War II. If the majority of these men plan to bring families later, the current numbers are totally off. Multiply it by four or more, he says.

Oh, okay. Now back to photos of cute waifs.

So not only are the migrants not fleeing war zones for safety, they’re leaving the women and children behind in relative safety until they can comfortably travel (just waiting to hear about how Europe will be cowed into paying for their transport) into the great fatlands of the North.
A good narrative effort is adaptable and rolls with the punches. A lie refuted isn’t acknowledged but countered with another lie. Refute that and here’s another. Of course it all works because the referee is in on the fix too, but you still have to admire the skill.

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